Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dogs.

I am a person that loves him some sweet sweet doggy. I do not mean this in any type of sexual beastiality sinniing type stuff, but i am simply saying that i like dog's. I have had a dog in all of the houses that i have lived in for the entirety of my life. I am not the type of person to live in a house where there is no dog to play with. I enjoy walking around my neighborhood so of course i like to walk with my dogs. I enjoy showing other people my dogs because i allways get the best dogs that i can get. I must have a dog that has papers and that must be pretty, and up to all breed standards. My first dog that i actually picked out was a Shar Pei. I know that is not a common dog, but i really like them. Shar Pei's are chinese fighting dogs. They were bred to fight about three thousand years ago, but when the dog was not capable of fighting they used it to scare away ghouls and demons in the Chinese houses and gardens. Cookie was her name. She was also the only female dog that i ever owned. After Cookie died i got a shetland sheepdog, or sheltie (the lassie type dog). The when rusty died (the sheltie) i went out and bought a Pit Bull. His name is Rambo and he is a pure bred gator head pit. That means that i can sell his puppies for about one thousand dollars a peice.

Neighbors.

Now that i am in my new house that i can call my own i am much more pleased with my neighbors. I have one neighbor that has been there for like twenty years i think he said, and he is a very nice old man. His name is Charles, and he is an old white man who lives with his extremely old dog. Charles is about sixty five to seventy years old. He is allways outside messing around in his yard with his feeble dog. He also asks me if i need help doing anything when i am outside mowing the grass or whatever i am doing. Now my other neighbors on my right side are a tad bit different. The house on the right was not occupied for the first month or so that i lived in my house, but just recently the house has been occupied by a young black couple. They are about thirty or fourty. This couple which i do not remember their names has no kids, but they have a whole pound of dogs it seems like. They are nice and all but they seem a bit rude. I personally think that they are serial killers that eat the bodies. That was a joke do not call the police and get them arrested for being seriell killers. I just wish that i lived near some people that were near my age so that i do not have to drive so far to get my fix of companionship.

My life alone.

Okay i have moved out into my own house for a little over a year, or around a year and a half. You know something like that. Well that is the total time i have been out on my own. I was in an apartment in Bartlett for the first year that i was out on my own. Then after two stupid six month leases my girlfriend and i decided that we need to get out of these stupid apartments. I mean the land lady was a certifiable retard. She was so contridictory of herself it made me want to kill her. There were times when she would tell me to do something then when i did it she would ask me why i did. Then when i did not do what she asked she would write a little stupid letter and place it on my door, but that is beside the point. Now i moved out of those dumb ass apartments, and moved into my own house. This house is also in Bartlett, but it is not run by a retard who is almost crazy. The new house is much more spacious, has a yard where i can do whatever, and best of all there are no stupid old ladies allways knocking on your door asking you stupid questions like why is your car parked backwards. The reason is because that is the way that i like to park. Over all i like living in a house much more then i do living in an apartment.

HEAT!!!!!

Ooh my this heat has become a burden on me now. I know that i complained the whole time that it was cold. Then i complained about the rain, but now i must put my two cents in again. This time i must discuss this heat that has all of a sudden struck this crazy city or Memphis Tennessee. It seems like the weather is tempting me. Well not tempthing but taunting me to try and go crazy, and as far as im concerened it has already driven me crazy. I wanted the cold and rainy weather to turn hot, but i did not want the humidity that comes with the heat in memphis. This humidity is the main problem that i am facing. I mean that i am used to heat because of me being born in Florida and all, but the humidity is a killer. I wish the humidity would just calm its little happy self down and die a painfull death. The heat is not cool because i like to wear hoodies to school but i am not going to be able to because of the humidity that is striking me down every time i walk outside. Well i hate all the weather that does not resemble the weather of Clearwater Florida.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Emmerson.

My older cousin Angela has finally had her baby. She named her baby Emmerson Leigh Fairchild. Fairchild is her fiance's last name of course. She has been growing her belly for forever it looks like. I know first hand experience that the stomatch usually grows through oput the whole pregnancy, but Angelas' stomatch was like normal for the first three or so months then all of a sudden overnight it BLEW up like three times the size of her normal belly. She normally weighs about one hundred and fifteen pounds, but when she got pregnant she gained alot of weight. She ended up weighing around one hundred and seventy pounds. This is a gain of sixty five pounds. The normal pregnancy only gains about twenty or thirty pounds at the most. Emmerson Leigh weighed eleven pounds and thirteen ounces. Yes she was a very large baby who did npt want to come out. She is a short fat baby. Emmerson was only twenty one inches long.

Dustin's Computer.

Okay my crazy cousin had made up his mind to sell his computer that he built from the ground up. This is no ordinary computer either. This is a computer that he bought every single seperate part from who ever had the best parts. The price tag for all of the seperate parts did not really matter to him because he wanted to make his own extra special computer that had no equal. I would say that he succeeded. His computer cost him about six thousand four hundred dollars to build. This is just for all the parts. The labor that he used to build the computer was about twenty or thirty hours. He had to work for almost a whole year to be able to get all of the money so he could build his computer. Now he is going to put the computer on Ebay. He told me that he was going to put a buy it now tag on the computer for about eleven thousand dollars. This is not alot because this computer has seventeen Terrabytes. That means that he has almost as much memory on his computer as all the computers on the campus combined.

Olympic flame.

Okay why in the world is this such a big deal? Why is this Olympic games torch makng people go crazy and try to steal it? This is not something that i am used to happening. The Olympic Torch is supposed to be a symbol of freedom, fun, and competition. I have never known something that is to represent something so pure and innocent to cause so much turmoil and grief. Well i thought that China was treating Tibet and their own Chinese population wrong, but i did not know that they were torturing them to that extent. Well at least i did not think that they were breaking all of the laws of the world, and breaking their own laws. I thought that that it was in their laws that torture was okay, and since Tibet is basically their property it was okay to torture them. Then today in class Ms. Wendy told the class that they are breaking all of the rules without remorse. The Chinese have their own rights and customs so i believe that they should be able to host the Olympics because they won the lottery thing fair and square.