Memphis weather.

How come the freaking weather in memphis is so crazy? Why is it that when i wear shorts the weather is cold so the next day i wear pants and the weather is extra hot? This stuff is unnerving because im going crazy. I can not stand this contriversial weather that can not make up its mind whether the weather wants to give me heat stroke or frost bite. I really want it to just be warm like it is in my home state Florida. Well the temperature is higher but it is way less humid so it feels WAY better than memphis ever feels. Well i would not mind if the weather went cold or hot i just want it to make up its mind and pick one, or just stay one temp for more than thirteen minutes before it changes in the complete different direction. I do hope that the weather changes soon because when the temperature fluxuates spo often it gets people sick, and when people arew sick they complain about everything in the world. They also call into work and leave me to run a store by my self but that is another story.