How come every time I sit down at one of these desks at the University of Memphis and reach down to scratch my leg or pick up a book or something else I feel nothing but old, moldy, rusted dry, and decayed gum under the desk top. Frankly im tired of looking at the bottom of the desks in all of the classrooms to try and find a desk that is not going to give me herpes or something of that nature, but at least thats all I am finding under the desks. Because at Craigmont (the highschool that I graduated from) it was not uncommon for a condom or something of that nature to be found under the desks, and yes they were often filled up if you know what I mean. So I propose that if you see someone putting their waste under a desk top that you might have to sit at tomorrow why dont you bust them out and make them wish they never even thought of being so triffling. I would like to go ahead and say that thank you for not defiling the desks that i sit in every day because now I know that I will not have to take any special trips to the doctor's office just to get the aids that your nasty chewed up gum left on me checked out. I would also like to think that these restrooms that I go into everyday, and I see bodily excriments (not just pee-pee either) on the floor that the students in this class are not the ones doing it.
Jackson the Third
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Hahaha that I so true man in every single desk there is gum it doesn’t matter if is new or old am has gum on it. The only difference with the new and the old one is that the old desks have more gum than the new ones. That was really funny that you thought of that because I use to say the same thing infarct if the desk did not have gum on it, it wasn’t a school desk and it definitely was not going to stay like that hahaha really funny I liked it.
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