Make some one cry huh?

Okay if i was ever in the predicament where i needed to make some one cry, but i could not talk to them or touch them i would have to do something that is both drastic and well thought out. There would have to be much planing in this experiment. I would get in good with some one and then screw them over at the last moment. That is how i would make them cry. Well that would work if it a girl or something, but if i wanted to get a guy to cry i would find his girlfriend or wife or whatever and have my way with her. While i was having my way with her i would video tape thw whole thing. I would make sure to make her do nasty things that i shall not mention here. This may sound like an easy task to do, but i would need much preperation and studying of the situation before i acted. I would have to make sure that this girl that will soon be a movie star is cute. I would not like to have to pork a whale or a girl that looks like a pigeon. I would get either take a class with this girl or find out where she works and while she was not looking i would slip some extacy into her drink. then i would take her to my car, and bow chik a wow wow a movie will be made. that is how i would make a boy cry.